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THE LOSERS (Blu-ray Edition) Warner Bros. | 2010 | 97 min | Rated PG-13 | Jul 20, 2010 Written by Mark Smith July 19, 2010 The Losers is the next in a long line of comics being hijacked for release on the big screen, but this time we aren’t dealing with mutants or genetically altered spiders. This time we have a group of badass Special Forces soldiers who get tricked into performing a mission of questionable ethics, refuse to carry out their orders, and are targeted for death. Thankfully they missed their extraction chopper, giving up their seats so 25 children could escape, so now they are only presumed dead, and they are pretty pissed about those 25 kid-corpses scattered about the flaming chopper wreckage as The Losers title card splashes across the screen. Having recently viewed the remake of The A-Team I was prepared to make all sorts of comparison but there really aren’t any. The Losers is a much more serious action flick where most of the comedy gets handed off to the villain, Max (Jason Patric) who has surrounded himself with inept henchmen and seems to use sarcasm and dry one-liners to ease his own pain. In fact, it was this very Max who ordered our heroes’ deaths. So let’s meet the team. Colonel Franklin Clay (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) seems more comfortable in a sports coat and untucked shirt than fatigues. He is in charge of William Rogue (Idris Elba), gadget expert Jake Jensen (Chris Evans), pilot, Pooch Porteus (Columbus Short), and my favorite despite only having about four lines of dialogue, expert sniper, Cougar Alvarez (Óscar Jaenada) who says more with a tip of the hat than any script ever could. Having faked their deaths, they are stuck in some third-world country until Clay meets up with Aisha (Zoe Saldana). Now things get really complicated. After a somewhat vigorous encounter back at Clay’s hotel room and a secondary meeting at a cemetery, Aisha gets our boys back into the US so they can get their revenge on Max. Meanwhile, Max is working on his own major arms deal by buying and selling SNUKES, a devastating bomb capable of making an entire island vanish from the planet with no radiation or any other unpleasant side effects. Our Losers perform a masterful heist, but instead of Max they have his hard drive with all his digital money he needs to pay for the SNUKES. Aware that the Losers are still alive, he hires an 18-man fire team to hunt them down – oops, cancel that. Kill those guys and let’s set a surprise ambush instead. And that is what I loved about The Losers. The movie and the story are always in motion and the action is nonstop. Even when things slow down for a steamy encounter with Aisha and Clay the director quickly moves on to something more interesting. And even moments of pure exposition are peppered with attitude and conflict to keep audiences interested from start to finish.
The cast was perfect, both in their selection and their performance. Often, in these ensemble movies supporting characters can lose their individuality, but everyone here manages to make the most with the screen time they are given, so much so that even a few minor lines of dialogue get paid off with amusing epilogues during the credit roll. Even Zoe manages to hold her own as the sole female in this testosterone fueled cast and movie. She can kick your ass and look sexy doing it.
Visuals: 10
Sound: 10
Value: 5
Overall: 9.5
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